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Summary: Two friends debate the meaning of life (or not). Originally written as an intro to a Year 10 lesson where Religious Education tends to become more philosophy, this sketch can be used in a variety of settings. Done in the style of British comedy duo Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
Style: Light-hearted.   Duartion: 6min
Actors: 2M

Characters:  Pete, Andy


(Andy reading book)

Pete:  You know you can’t help wondering, Andy.

Andy:  (Annoyed at interruption) Oh yeah.  Wondering.  Know what you mean…. About what, Pete?

Pete:  You know, what’s it all about.

Andy:  Err…  well since you ask  (showing book) the history of Swindon Town Football Club.  All the great moments.  Fairly shortish book as it happens.

Pete:  What?  What are you raving about?  What’s Swindon Town got to do with it?

Andy:  You asked me what the book was about.

Pete:  Not the book, you fool.  I’m asking what’s it all about.  It’s one of the big questions of philosophy.

Andy:  Oh well you’ve come to the right man then.  I used to be into stamp collecting in a big way when I was a kid.  Always my ambition to get a penny black or a penny magenta.

Pete:  What?  What are you raving about?

Andy:  Like you said.  Philosophy. Stamp collecting.

Pete:  Philosophy, you idiot.  Not philately.

Andy:  Philately.  What’s that?

Pete:  Stamp collecting.  Your  hobby.  Remember.

Andy:  So that’s what it’s called.  I always wondered.  …..some of my friends think it’s a hobby for billy- no- friends.  They think that’s why I do it.

Pete: They might have a point.

Andy:  Is that why they say philately will get you nowhere?

Pete:  What?  I really do despair of you sometimes.  That’s flattery will get you nowhere.  And why are we talking about you and stamp collecting anyway.  I’m talking about philosophy.

Andy:  Oh right.  And that would be what?

Pete: What’s it all about.

Andy:  Yeah, well that was what I was asking you.  What’s it all about?

Pete:  No, no.  That’s philosophy. It is enquiry as to the nature of things, the purpose of life.  In short, what’s it about?

Andy:  Oh right.

Pete:  It has occupied the greatest minds for thousands of years.  Your Aristotle, your Plato, your …your..

Andy:  Sofercles.

Pete:  Who?

Andy: Sofercles.

Pete:  It’s Sophocles, you fool.

Andy:  I knew that.  Him too.

Pete:  Well, they all pondered the great questions of life.  What’s it all about?  Where did I come from.  Where am I going?

Andy:  Look at your train ticket.

Pete: What?

Andy:  Look at your train ticket.  Look - it’s on there.  Where you’ve come from… where you’re going to.  See: London-Salisbury..return.

Pete:  I don’t mean transportation wise.  I mean in general.  In life.  What is the purpose?

Andy:  Very similar, I imagine.  You’ve come from somewhere.

Pete:  Like London.

Andy:  Or from somewhere else…And you’re going somewhere.

Pete:  Oh right.  ‘Xcept there’s no return…


© Andy Lund, all rights reserved
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