Summary: This light-hearted, humorous sketch was written for an all-age service about the Bible.  
Style:  Light-hearted     Duration: 5 minutes
Actors:  2 M/F
Scripture reference: Psalm 119, 2 Tim 3:16



Setting:    a bookshop


Customer:    Good morning. I’m looking for a book.

Shopkeeper:    You’ve come to the right place. This is a bookshop.

Customer:    Quite.

Shopkeeper:    So, what exactly are you looking for then?

Customer:    I’m not really sure. I want a number one bestseller.

Shopkeeper:    We have (name of a well-known bestselling pulp-fiction novel with no redeeming qualities).

Customer:    Er… no… thank you. I’d like an international number one best seller by a great author.

Shopkeeper:    Ah, we have all the greats here – Austen, Dickens, Dostoevsky, Proust, Steinbeck, Tolkein, Enid Blyton, JK Rowling…

Customer:    Yes. Yes. But which one is the greatest?

Shopkeeper:    That all depends on what you’re looking for in your book.

Customer:    Oh that’s easy, I want a gripping story.

Shopkeeper:    Each one of these authors does write gripping stories – Harry Potter, The Hobbit, Oliver Twist...

Customer:    And I am partial to a bit of poetry.

Shopkeeper:    Poetry? A gripping story and poetry? Hmmm… Of course! Homer’s Iliad – a true classic.

Customer:    Homer Simpson?!

Shopkeeper:    No. Homer, the Greek poet. The Iliad is one of his epic poems.

Customer:    So it’s just a poem then?

Shopkeeper:    Yes.

Customer:    But I don’t want that. I want a gripping story with some poetry in it.

Shopkeeper:    Oh. A story with some poetry. How about Winnie the Pooh?

Customer:    Winnie the Pooh?

Shopkeeper:    Yes. Well, strictly speaking they’re not poems, they’re more like rhymes… or hums, as Pooh puts it. But it is a classic and an all-time bestseller, translated into over 50 languages. It ticks all your boxes.

Customer:    And does it really get to the heart of what it means to be human?

Shopkeeper:    I’m sorry?

Customer:    Does it explain the human condition?

Shopkeeper:    You... er… didn’t actually specify that.

Customer:    Didn’t I? That is very important to me.

Shopkeeper:    Of course.

Customer:    And it has to be a book that dramatically changes people's lives.

Shopkeeper:    OK. Let’s get this straight. You want an international best seller, written by a great author, with a gripping story and some poetry, which explains the human condition and dramatically changes people’s lives?

Customer:    Yes.

Shopkeeper:    I’m really sorry. I just don’t think such a book could possibly exist.


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