Christmas and New Year

The Three Wise Women

Alan McElreavey · 03 November 2020
Style
Light-hearted.    
Duration
  7-10min Scripture: Loosely based on Matthew 2:1–12
Actors
3F, 1M, +2V
Characters
The three wise women Palace doorman 2 x Extras Notes: In the sketch, W1 is the leader of the group, the one with the brains. W2 and W3 are the comedic foils to W1 with W3 being extremely ditzy! The humour depends on timing between the 3 main actors. *Manchester United is an English association football (soccer) team. Please replace with any team local to you that will get biggest laugh/groan!
Summary
This sketch is, unashamedly, a humorous take on the story of the three wise men, and the sketch does make a reference to the traditional biblical story of the three wise men towards the end. However, in all other regards, this is a fictitious, funny (hopefully) rendition of the story. The sketch was originally written for 3 girls within our church – hence the title. However, feel free to experiment with your casting.
Script

(The sketch opens with W2 and W3 stage centre. W1 runs on and pushes in between them.) W1                        Good news! Good news!…

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In the fullness of Time

John Shekleton · 03 November 2020
Style
Light-hearted.             
Duration
7min
Actors
1M, 1F, 2C
Summary
A readers' theater presentation for Christmas Eve.
Script

  Characters: (1) Man (2) Woman (3) Boy (4) Girl (2) In the beginning… (3) In the beginning… (4) In the beginning… (1) In the beginning God created the heavens…

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CORONATIVITY, or Christmas with Covid

Barry Brannen · 03 November 2020
Style
  Light-hearted               
Duration
10min
Actors
2F, 7M, 1M/F
Characters
     Hadassah – young woman. Daughter of Innkeeper                         Innkeeper                         Stage Hand                         Joseph                         Mary                         Jacob – a shepherd                         Reuben – another shepherd. A really dim one                         Angel                         Balthazar                         Melchior        
Summary
A humorous look at how the nativity events may have played out in a time of Covid.
Script

  Scene: Reception area for the Bethlehem Inn LIGHTS UP on STAGE. HADASSAH enters SL with Christmas decorations, humming a carol. INNKEEPER enters nervously SL trying…

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The Song of Mary

John McNeil · 11 August 2007
Style
Drama 
Duration
50-60min
Actors
6F, 10M, 1M/F, +V
Summary
The inside story of Christmas, told by Mary as an older woman to doctor and historian Luke. Note: This play (which can also be performed as a musical) is based very carefully on the gospel narrative. It brings to life the personalities of Mary and Joseph, and the tensions of the times, rather than leaving them as Christmas card characters. A CD containing the music score, and a DVD of a performance are available from the author. 
Script

downloaded by clicking on the link below. A video of the original performance can be seen on YouTube, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMQZQMgPngo

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The Three Wise Women

Alan McElreavey · 01 June 2020
Style
Light-hearted.  
Duration
  7-10min
Scripture
Loosely based on Matthew 2:1–12
Actors
3F, 1M, +2V
Summary
This sketch is, unashamedly, a humorous take on the story of the three wise men and the sketch does make a reference to the traditional biblical story of the three wise men towards the end. However, in all other regards, this is a fictitious, funny (hopefully) rendition of the story. The sketch was originally written for 3 girls within our church – hence the title. However, feel free to experiment with your casting.
Script

  Characters The three wise women Palace doorman 2 Extras Notes: In the sketch, W1 is the leader of the group, the one with the brains. W2 and W3 are the comedic foils…

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Mary Monologues

22 April 2020
Script

Mary Monologues By Ron VandenBurg, based on the play "Song of Mary", by John McNeil Summary An Advent Series of Monologues Writer, using material from the play The Song…

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What If?

02 December 2019
Script

What if.... By John Fewings Summary What if the 3 wise men and the shepherds had had very different reactions to the signs of the birth of Jesus? Characters (Note:…

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Nativity Panto

02 December 2019
Script

Nativity panto Summary A pantomime version of the nativity story, done in humorous verse. Characters Narrators 1 and 2 3 Wise Men 3 Shepherds Herod Angel Note: This…

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Peace and Goodwill

02 December 2019
Script

Peace and Goodwill Summary A husband seeking peace and goodwill at Christmas becomes enraged with his wife and ends up committing domestic violence. Black humour.…

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Away With The anger

02 December 2019
Script

Away With The Manger Summary A newspaper reporter and photographer go to the manger to cover the birth of Jesus. As they arrange the scene, Jesus gets pushed to one…

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The Fourth Gift

02 December 2019
Script

The Fourth Gift Summary A fourth visitor arrives to bring a gift to the baby Jesus after the other wise men have left. His gift - a candle - points to Jesus as the light…

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Ho-ho-flippin-ho

02 December 2019
Script

Ho-ho-flippin'-ho Summary Three department store Santas have very different appreciations of Christmas and their job. Characters Santa 1 Santa 2 Santa 3 Script Santa 1:…

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