Apres Gospel

 By Pete Smithies & Andy Lund


How to dismiss the relevance of the Gospel.







Andy: Good that, wasn't it?

Pete: Very nice. Very... urm...

Andy: Thought provoking..

Pete: Yes, thought provoking and moving..

Andy: Right, nice, thought provoking, moving and ...

Pete: Of interest..

Andy: Right, nice, thought provoking, moving and of interest.

Pete: So what do you reckon then?

Andy: Drivel.

Pete: Absolutely. It can't be true can it? It's too erm...

Andy: What, two by four?

Pete: No too....

Andy: Two for the price of one?

Pete: No, (pause) too close for comfort.




© Pete Smithies & Andy Lund 1999
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He may be contacted at: andrew.lund@ntlworld.com