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Summary: Two extra-terrestrials from a distant galaxy try to work out what Christmas really means.
Style: Light-hearted.    Duration: 7min
Actors: 3 M/F
Scripture reference: Luke 2:6-14

 

Script

Setting: The bridge of the flagship of the imperial space force – the commander sits at a table, with a bible open on it.

Characters: Narrator (can be voiced offstage); Commander; Agent 897.

Narrator

Come with us to a galaxy far, far away where a spy is reporting to his boss back at base – on Star ship Gamma Sigma 409.

Agent 897

(eager) Agent 897 reporting, sir!

Commander

Excellent. As you know, every December on the little planet called Earth, we detect an unusual burst of economic activity, as well as lots of flashing coloured lights everywhere. Your mission was to investigate and find out the meaning of this. How was the journey back?

Agent 897

It took 25 light seconds sir.

Commander

That long? Was there some delay?

Agent 897

Yes sir – some turbulence near Andromeda 5.

Commander

Ah. Anyway – what did you find out about this winter frenzy of shopping and decorations and so on – what’s it all for??

Agent 897

It was very difficult to find out what was behind it, but I discovered that the Hu-mans of Earth have some very strange activities during December – for example …….

<IMPROV CHAT AND RESPONSES re Christmas activities, customs etc especially “a guy with a large stomach called, uh, Claus Santa I think”, reindeer and parties>

Commander

This is all very interesting but it’s getting us nowhere. I’ve been studying this Bibb-lay (holds up Bible) that I’ve downloaded from the galactic interweb. I found out from various interweb pages that it’s meant to contain all the background to human behaviour and belief – the meaning of life; good and evil; helping people; finding hope, peace and joy in a difficult world – it’s all meant to be in here. But nothing you have said matches up to it at all! There’s nothing about Claus Santa, or reindeer …... I’m really confused. For example, was there anything in these celebrations about a new baby sharing a shed with some farm animals?

Agent 897

I certainly saw something like that on a few of their cards, and in some dramas put on by some of the younger hu-mans in what looked like educational settings.

Commander

Anything about this baby being a king in disguise? Called Jesus Christ?

Agent 897

I did find out that they’ve called the time of year “Christ-mass”, which might be a clue? Although lots of them seem to want to hide this Christ and replace him with an X – you know “X-mas”.

Commander
Anything about this baby king growing up and doing and saying the most remarkable things? Anything about this Jesus being the son of the Creator God himself?

Agent 897

Sorry sir, nothing I could see from scanning my screens. I’m really sorry sir, maybe I should repeat the mission next December and look harder. I’m sure that Jesus is there somewhere in Christmas, if only I could find him.

Commander
Thanks for the offer agent 897, but I’ve got a feeling it’s not your problem – I think it might be theirs

End

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