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Summary: The waiter in a prayer café tries to help his customers, on behalf of the chef. 
Style: Dramatic, with light touches.    Duration:  6min
Actors: 1M/F, 4M, 2F (can be swapped)

 

Script

Waiter:    Good evening Sir, Madam. Welcome to the prayer café. Table for 2?

Alex:        Yes please.

Waiter:    By the window?

Betty:       Oh yes.

Waiter:    Would you like to take a look at the menu?

Alex:        Thank you.

Waiter:    Oh, starting with thankfulness – very good sir!

[Waiter leaves their table, moves to 2nd table]

Alex:        This is nice, isn’t it. I don’t know why we haven’t done this before.

Betty:       Well, maybe it’s easier than we thought it was. Let’s see what we can have…

Waiter:    [To Chris] Sir, I am very sorry, but the chef says that it’s not ready yet.

Chris:       Really? I’ve been waiting so long, I just thought that perhaps this time it would work.

Waiter:    I’m very sorry Sir, chef understands the situation, but he asks that you trust him, and come back again soon. We do like to see you here, Sir.

Chris:       Okay, I’ll see you again tomorrow.

[Chris leaves sadly]

[Waiter returns to Alex & Betty’s table]

Waiter:    How are you getting on with your choices?

Alex:        I really don’t know where to begin, everything looks so good.

Waiter:    Could I make some suggestions for you?

Betty:       Oh yes, please!

Waiter:    Well, they used say you should always start with Adoration, then Confession, Thanksgiving and Supplication.

Betty:       [looking completely confused] Did they?

Waiter:     But nowadays we suggest you keep things simple. We suggest you think about the chef, then other people, and then yourself.

Alex:        Ah, okay. Can we have another minute please?

Waiter:    Of course, sir [leaves table]

[Darren rushes in]

Darren:    Hi! Do you do takeaway?

Waiter:    Of course sir, you can pray anywhere.

Darren:    Could I have 2 portions of “Please can I get an A in my exams” to go?

Waiter:    Have you revised, sir?

Darren:    Kind of….

Waiter:    The chef has prepared these for you.
[Passes over container]

Darren:    Oh wow! What is it?

Waiter:    That you might do your best, and get the mark you need.

Darren:    I’m not really sure that’s what I want.

Waiter:    The chef reminds you that he is in control, he loves you, and he knows what’s best for you, sir.

Darren:    I guess so. See you next week – I have another exam then!

Waiter:    Happy revising!

[Waiter goes to 3rd table]

Waiter:    Madam, can I ask if what you would like?

Emily:       I want to know if Jonny is the right man for me? How can I be sure?

Waiter:    And is that the only thing you’re interested in?

Emily:       Yes, I’ve got to know. I think about him all the time!

Waiter:    The chef would remind you that a diet of just one thing is unhealthy. He would recommend a more varied diet for you.

Emily:       He said that yesterday.

Waiter:    He’ll probably say that tomorrow too. Perhaps you would like to try something else? Maybe just a God-bless-mummy-and-daddy? For a change.

Emily:       No, I’m not interested.

[Emily leaves]

[Freddy enters, nervously]

Freddy:    Hello, I probably shouldn’t have come in here, but I don’t know what to do, and I don’t know where to go, but I saw the sign and thought maybe you could help.

Waiter:    Or course Sir, we’ve been expecting you. Your table is over here, by the kitchen, and the chef will have something for you in just a moment.

[Waiter escorts Freddy to table 2]

Freddy:    Really? Thank you!

Waiter:    Any time, sir, any time!

[Waiter returns to Alex & Betty]

Waiter:    So, how can I help you.

Alex:        Can you tell the chef he is amazing.

Betty:       And we want our friends and our family to get to know him….

Alex:        …So that they can be provided for by him like everyone else here.

Betty:       And we’d like to help him out if we can.

Waiter:    The chef would be delighted if you would come and join him the kitchen. He has something very special in mind for you.

[Alex, Betty and the Waiter leave together, and Freddy joins them, leaving the stage empty to finish]

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